2. Getting attacked by a yo-yo:
3. Having a seagull steal your ice cream:
4. Having the screen name “meatrocket8”:
5. Forgetting how a door works:
6. Following this person on Twitter:
Or being friends with this person on Facebook:
8. Nic Cage mixed with a LEGO guy:
9. This happening:
10. Or THIS:
11. Or THIS:
12. Or THIS:
13. And especially THIS:
And on Tumblr:
17. Wearing your pants like this:
19. The very rare 360 teabag:
23. Synchronized swimming faces:
27. Having this happen to you:
Oh, wait, I’m wrong. There is literally NOTHING worse than your Facebook friends talking about politics.
- Italy is today observing a national day of mourning for the victims of Wednesday's earthquake. The death toll has climbed to 284.
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.