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14 Things Starbucks Baristas Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 8 Things They Absolutely Love

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1. Starbucks employees hate when you scream your order at them:

Starbucks employee: “H- “ Customer: “HI CAN I GET A VENTI ICED CARAMEL MACCHIATO, WITH BREAST MILK FRESHLY SQUEEZED BY THE BARISTA HERSELF, CAN I GET IT UPSIDE DOWN, SPUN AROUND , DOUBLE BLENDED AND THROWN AT MY CAR AT EXACTLY 65 DEGREES CELSIUS WITH ONLY 4 PIECES OF ICE?!!?!!

2. And Starbucks employees hate when you don't step up right away:

Every peak at least 5 times from starbucks

3. BUT Starbucks employees love when you actually HAND them your money or card:

It’s called etiquette from starbucks

4. Starbucks employees hate when you don't specify that you wanted something iced and act like it's their fault:

When someone hands back a beautiful latte you poured your heart and soul into, saying “i said iced!”

5. And Starbucks employees hate when you stare at them like a coffee-making zoo animal:

me, a barista making drinks as quickly as i possibly can: customer standing at the end of my handoff counter: 👁 👁 👄

6. BUT Starbucks employees love love LOVE when you order the very easy to make iced chai:

How I look at an iced chai when my window times have been climbing from starbucks

7. And literally anything other than a frappe:

If you come to Starbucks and don't order a frappuccino, you're my favorite type of customer

8. Starbucks employees hate when you reach around the shields and contaminate everything:

Dear customers, this is what happens when you reach around the shields to help yourself. Please stop. from starbucks

9. And Starbucks employees hate when you act like your drink is the most important drink in the world:

Welcome to my Ted Talk from starbucks

10. BUT Starbucks employees love when you don't ask for something to be warmed during a really busy time:

My favourite words to hear during a rush from starbucks

11. Starbucks employees hate when you act like one store fits all:

Insert interesting title here from starbucks

12. And Starbucks employees hate when you launch into a completely one-sided order:

Me: Hi welcome to Starbucks how are you today Customer: can I get a vanilla latté M: sure thing What size C: with 2 pumps of vanilla 3 pumps of hazelnut and whip M: yeah definitely What size for that C: and no water no foam and extra hot Me: awesome what size C: and thatll be it

13. BUT Starbucks employees love when you agree with how awful some customers can be:

14. Starbucks employees hate when you're running late and act like it's their fault:

Here’s for the lady today who hadn’t even paid me yet and said “I’m glad your coworkers are having such a great conversation, but they need to get started on my drink because I’m in a rush” from starbucks

15. And Starbucks employees hate when you pour your coffee into the trash can after not asking for room:

When a customer dumps some of their coffee into the trash can from starbucks

16. BUT Starbucks employees love when you realize how annoying big orders can be:

The customers who apologize about their “big order” rarely give me any trouble! from starbucks

17. Starbucks employees hate when you order extremely complicated drinks first thing in the morning:

When you’ve been open for 2 seconds and someone orders a Venti caramel Frappuccino at 5am from starbucks

18. And Starbucks employees hate when you act like you're the only black coffee drinker left in the world:

customer: I just WANT a BLACK coffee no frappa dappa chino no unicorn dustchino me: okay what siz- customer: no rainbow fairy drink just old fashioned coffee me: that's great what size do yo- customer: im probably the only black coffee drinker anymore

19. BUT Starbucks employees love when you realize that hey, maybe their job isn't that easy:

Best Happy Hour customer from starbucks

20. Starbucks employees hate when you hang around past closing:

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in 5 minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

21. And Starbucks employees hate when you insist on a pour over coffee:

Why from starbucksbaristas

22. And, of course, Starbucks employees love when you tip:

When a customer is rude but leaves a $5 tip from starbucks

Even if you were a big a-hole.

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