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22 Things That Would Kill Me But I'd Still 100% Eat Without Hesitation

I'd eat without hesitation. WITHOUT. HESITATION.

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1. The inside of a golf ball:

Why I'd Eat Them: I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Juicy, tender golf meat.
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Why I'd Eat Them: I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Juicy, tender golf meat.

2. Purple glue:

Why I'd Eat Them: Well, I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Grape push-pop, obviously.
Twitter: @panickedpilots

Why I'd Eat Them: Well, I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Grape push-pop, obviously.

3. Insulation:

Why I'd Eat Them: Did I mention that I'm a big fucking idiot?What I think they'd taste like: Cotton candy flavored house-meat.
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Why I'd Eat Them: Did I mention that I'm a big fucking idiot?

What I think they'd taste like: Cotton candy flavored house-meat.

4. Lava:

Why I'd Eat Them: In case you were wondering, I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Planet soup.
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Why I'd Eat Them: In case you were wondering, I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Planet soup.

5. Aquarium gravel:

Why I'd Eat Them: Uhhhhhh... I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Rainbow Nerds.
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Why I'd Eat Them: Uhhhhhh... I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Rainbow Nerds.

6. Packing peanuts:

Why I'd Eat Them: FUN FACT: I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Mint cheetos.
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Why I'd Eat Them: FUN FACT: I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Mint cheetos.

7. Deodorant:

Why I'd Eat Them: I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Delicious lime goop.
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Why I'd Eat Them: I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Delicious lime goop.

8. These things:

Why I'd Eat Them: Hmmm. Tough question. Probably because I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Nature's corn dog.
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Why I'd Eat Them: Hmmm. Tough question. Probably because I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Nature's corn dog.

9. Cleaning solution:

Why I'd Eat Them: Gee, well, I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Forbidden soda.
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Why I'd Eat Them: Gee, well, I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Forbidden soda.

10. Ceiling:

Why I'd Eat Them: The main reason would be that I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Slightly tough kettle corn.
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Why I'd Eat Them: The main reason would be that I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Slightly tough kettle corn.

11. A long yellow hose:

Why I'd Eat Them: As my grand pappy used to say: I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Long banana.
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Why I'd Eat Them: As my grand pappy used to say: I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Long banana.

12. Bouncy balls:

Why I'd Eat Them: You know, lots of people have been asking me why. The answer may surprise you: I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Nature's gum-balls.
Twitter: @ForbiddenSnack

Why I'd Eat Them: You know, lots of people have been asking me why. The answer may surprise you: I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Nature's gum-balls.

13. Those goopy fish things:

Why I'd Eat Them: *JFK Voice* Ich bin ein big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Ice cold lemonade after a long hot day.
Twitter: @hunnnaayyy

Why I'd Eat Them: *JFK Voice* Ich bin ein big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Ice cold lemonade after a long hot day.

14. Many sided die:

Why I'd Eat Them: In case you haven't heard, I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Warheads, but with a gooey center.
Twitter: @diastrons

Why I'd Eat Them: In case you haven't heard, I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Warheads, but with a gooey center.

15. String instrument resin:

Why I'd Eat Them: Well, the biggest reason would be that I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Sweet, goopy honey. Gimme that goop.
Twitter: @OnceUponATxrdis

Why I'd Eat Them: Well, the biggest reason would be that I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Sweet, goopy honey. Gimme that goop.

16. Dishwasher tablets:

Why I'd Eat Them: John 8:32: "I'm a big fucking idiot."What I think they'd taste like: Melt in your mouth black cherry sweet tarts.
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Why I'd Eat Them: John 8:32: "I'm a big fucking idiot."

What I think they'd taste like: Melt in your mouth black cherry sweet tarts.

17. A 3500 year old amber bear amulet.

Why I'd Eat Them: I'll take "I'm a big fucking idiot" for 200, Alex.What I think they'd taste like: The most beautiful, precious gummy bear.
Twitter: @historyinpix

Why I'd Eat Them: I'll take "I'm a big fucking idiot" for 200, Alex.

What I think they'd taste like: The most beautiful, precious gummy bear.

18. Molten iron:

Why I'd Eat Them: 私は大きな馬鹿だ.What I think they'd taste like: Spicy chipotle honey.
Twitter: @luulubuu

Why I'd Eat Them: 私は大きな馬鹿だ.

What I think they'd taste like: Spicy chipotle honey.

19. Oil:

Why I'd Eat Them: Chief among the reasons would be the fact that I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Rich, almost TOO sweet, chocolate syrup.
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Why I'd Eat Them: Chief among the reasons would be the fact that I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Rich, almost TOO sweet, chocolate syrup.

20. Drywall:

Why I'd Eat Them: Where to begin... where to begin... Well, for starters, I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: Funfetti frosting.
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Why I'd Eat Them: Where to begin... where to begin... Well, for starters, I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: Funfetti frosting.

21. Microwaved soap:

Why I'd Eat Them: EXTREE EXTREE, READ ALL ABOUT IT! I'm a big fucking idiot!What I think they'd taste like: Delicious, nutritious roll.
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Why I'd Eat Them: EXTREE EXTREE, READ ALL ABOUT IT! I'm a big fucking idiot!

What I think they'd taste like: Delicious, nutritious roll.

22. Silica beads:

Why I'd Eat Them: Honestly? I'm a big fucking idiot.What I think they'd taste like: The first bite of that apple in the Garden of Eden. A baby's first lick of ice cream. Your favorite meal. Pure, moist deliciousness.
Twitter: @Vel_Sparko

Why I'd Eat Them: Honestly? I'm a big fucking idiot.

What I think they'd taste like: The first bite of that apple in the Garden of Eden. A baby's first lick of ice cream. Your favorite meal. Pure, moist deliciousness.

NOTE! Don't eat this shit! You'll feel bad! You might die! Use these products as directed ya dumb-dumbs! C'mon!

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