1.
Convince people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:
2.
Argue passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
3.
Just post the most insane shit on Facebook:
4.
Think Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
5.
Think that typing like this meant you were creative:
6.
Talk about Michael Phelps's diet like six times a day:
7.
Take pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:
8.
Own that one white MacBook that got dirty after like a week:
9.
Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
10.
Harass everyone on Facebook with like 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
And like 17 FarmVille requests:
11.
Watch every single Diet Coke and Mentos video on the internet:
12.
Insist that BlackBerry was way better than iPhone because of Brick Breaker and BBM:
13.
Watch full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
14.
Change your age to 99 years old on Myspace:
15.
Fake people out with your voicemail message:
16.
Text incognito with your phone in your pocket:
17.
Watch movies on portable DVD players, god rest their soul:
18.
Constantly quote that one Bill O'Reilly video where he swears:
19.
Celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day:
20.
Take selfies with a big-ass digital camera:
21.
Take dramatic photos of Converse:
22.
And take pictures doing this exact pose:
23.
Carry both an iPod and a cellphone AT THE SAME DAMN TIME:
24.
Upload 400 pictures to Facebook at once in an album with a title from a Dave Matthews Band song:
25.
Get obsessed with Doppelgänger Week on Facebook:
26.
Have an opinion about a man named Don Vito:
27.
Spend money on ringback tones. Sweet, sweet ringback tones:
28.
And listen to the Black Eyed Peas:
