1. That gum from second grade is still there:
2. We need to pass legislation against the Bermuda Triangle:
3. This is the way to combat mind readers:
4. If you turn on the light, we're all gonna die:
5. That apple juice has a real kick to it:
no one: 9 year old me:
6. Dogs and cats fall into two specific catagories:
7. The moon is always on the hunt:
8. The blue part has special powers:
9. You're gonna grow a tree:
10. There's something hiding in the ultrachlorinated deep end:
11. The world used to be only two colors:
12. That demon will get you:
13. There's a killer behind that:
14. Showers give you water powers:
15. The only way to fight off the monster is to open up:
16. There is no funnier joke:
17. You're smoking:
18. This is the key to making a remote work:
19. Quicksand's gonna getcha:
As a child, I believed quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my life than it turned out to be.
20. Your face will stick:
21. That's definitely an ocean monster:
22. And finally, $100 ain't gonna buy you a mansion:
