People Are Sharing The Lies They Believed As Kids And It's Way Funnier Than It Should Be
I still want to believe.
1. That gum from second grade is still there:

2. We need to pass legislation against the Bermuda Triangle:

3. This is the way to combat mind readers:

4. If you turn on the light, we're all gonna die:

5. That apple juice has a real kick to it:
no one: 9 year old me:
6. Dogs and cats fall into two specific catagories:

7. The moon is always on the hunt:

8. The blue part has special powers:

9. You're gonna grow a tree:

10. There's something hiding in the ultrachlorinated deep end:

11. The world used to be only two colors:

12. That demon will get you:

13. There's a killer behind that:

14. Showers give you water powers:

15. The only way to fight off the monster is to open up:

16. There is no funnier joke:

17. You're smoking:

18. This is the key to making a remote work:

19. Quicksand's gonna getcha:
As a child, I believed quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my life than it turned out to be.
20. Your face will stick:

21. That's definitely an ocean monster:

22. And finally, $100 ain't gonna buy you a mansion:

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Too real.