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Bartenders hate when you barge in and yell your order:
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Bartenders hate when you think less ice equals more booze:
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Bartenders hate when you open and close a tab a million times:
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Bartenders hate when you think you'll get a drink special:
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Bartenders hate when you come in once and think you're a regular:
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Bartenders hate when you wait 'til the last minute to order a bunch more drinks:
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Bartenders hate when you interrupt them during a super busy shift to take a picture:
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Bartenders hate when you order a complicated drink in a dive bar:
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Bartenders hate when you try to clean up like this:
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Bartenders hate when you tip like this:
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Bartenders hate when you think they can tell the difference between all your cards:
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Bartenders hate when you think they have some sort of superpowers:
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Bartenders hate when you are creepy to the staff:
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Bartenders hate when you block their way:
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Bartenders hate when you keep going and going and going:
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Bartenders hate when you make modifications that make literally no sense at all:
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Bartenders hate when you let them list off 27 beers and just choose something else:
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Bartenders hate when you walk in right at close:
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Bartenders hate when you think saying "make it strong" will get you a strong drink:
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Bartenders hate when you refuse to take no for an answer:
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Bartenders hate when you ask questions when the answer is right in front of you:
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Bartenders hate when you make jokes like this:
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And bartenders hate when you order this exact drink, apparently:
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Bartenders love when you show a little monetary love:
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Bartenders love when you acknowledge how stressful the job can be:
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And, finally, bartenders love when you show a little gratitude:
