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    Bartenders Are Sharing The Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do, And I'm Taking Notes

    Chances are you've done some of them, too.

    1. Bartenders hate when you can't figure out why your bill is the way it is:

    "No, it's the bartender who's wrong"

    2. Bartenders hate when you give them that little "damn":

    "Please don't say damn when you hear the price"

    3. Bartenders hate when you think you'll get a drink special:

    A bartender shaking a drink

    4. Bartenders hate when you ask for an extremely complicated homemade recipe:

    A laminated drink recipe

    5. Bartenders hate when you think less ice equals more booze:

    Ray Liotta laughing

    6. Bartenders hate when you try to clean up like this:

    A bunch of napkins in a cup

    7. Bartenders hate when you barge in and yell your order:

    Samuel L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction"

    8. Bartenders hate when you order drinks that are literally impossible to make:

    A receipt for a drink order

    9. Bartenders hate when you make a giant mess with a pitcher:

    A little boy spilling juice on the floor

    10. Bartenders hate when you open and close a tab a million times:

    People at the bar

    11. Bartenders hate when you wait 'til the last minute to order a bunch more drinks:

    Robert Downey Jr. rolling his eyes

    12. Bartenders hate when you are creepy to the staff:

    "Is this love?"

    13. Bartenders hate when you tip like this:

    "Don't be this guy"

    14. Bartenders hate when you think they have some sort of superpowers:

    Tweet from a bartender saying she carried 4 pints and they wondered where the other 3 were

    15. Bartenders hate when you think they can tell the difference between all your cards:

    A bunch of bar tabs and credit cards

    16. Bartenders hate when you block their way:

    A train hitting a bus

    17. Bartenders hate when you keep going and going and going:

    SpongeBob on the phone and drained of energy

    18. Bartenders hate when you make modifications that make literally no sense at all:

    pina colada order reading extra creamy

    19. Bartenders hate when you walk in right at the end of the night:

    "a group of assholes suddenly walking in"

    20. Or, see this exact sight and ask "are you closed?"

    Chairs on top of the bar

    21. Bartenders hate when you come in once and think you're a regular:

    Post from a bartender

    22. Bartenders hate when you interrupt them during a super busy shift to take a picture:

    A man crying and taking a photo

    23. Bartenders hate when you order a complicated drink in a dive bar:

    "but I figured if he thought I was stupid, he'd quit trying to order cocktails at a dive bar"

    24. Bartenders hate when you let them list off 27 beers and just choose something else:

    "You sly dog, you had me monologuing"

    25. Bartenders hate when you think saying "make it strong" will get you a strong drink:

    "Pay for a double"

    26. Bartenders hate when you refuse to take no for an answer:

    Charlie looking manic with a cigarette in his hand

    27. Bartenders hate when you ask questions when the answer is right in front of you:

    28. And bartenders hate when you order this exact drink, apparently:

    Tito's and vodka

    ON THE OTHER HAND...

    29. Bartenders love when you know exactly what you want, no matter how basic:

    "Daring today, aren't we?"

    30. Bartenders love when you acknowledge how stressful the job can be:

    Baby Yoda

    31. Bartenders love when you know when it's time to stop:

    "It has been a pleasure to serve you, but it is time for you to leave for the night."

    32. And bartenders love when you show a little monetary love:

    "Thanks for making our family feel welcome!"