1. This baby won't stop talking about how much milk cost back in his day.
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2. This baby’s turn signal has been on for the last 35 minutes.
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3. This baby knows how to fill out a W-2.
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4. This baby came out the womb worried he was going to miss a rerun of Gunsmoke.
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5. This baby still prints out directions.
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6. This baby just sent you chain mail that started with "Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re".
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7. This baby won’t stop explaining the rules of cribbage to me.
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8. This baby got a lifetime achievement award two days into life.
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9. This baby can't drink milk anymore because of what it "does to the pipes."
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10. This baby has a coupon for every conceivable good/service.
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11. This baby is on the cover of this month's AARP Magazine.
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12. The only music this baby listens to is AM radio.
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13. This baby came out the womb offering you a Werther’s Original caramel.
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14. This baby's favorite topic of discussion is room temperature.
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15. This baby keeps calling Vietnam "French Indochina."
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16. This baby hasn't driven over 20 mph for four decades.
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17. This baby's favorite hobby is saving receipts.
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18. And this baby is old enough to be your dad. He might even be your dad.
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Wish him a happy Father's Day!
All this and more over at r/OldBabies!