11. In The Arms Of An Angel by Sarah McLaughlin
Potentially sexy line: It’s easier to believe in this sweet madness oh/This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees.
10. The Reading Rainbow Theme
Potentially sexy line: “Friends to know/And ways to grow.”
9. Yakety Sax
Potentially sexy line: Probably the part where it goes “nah nah nah nah.”
8. Boom Shakalaka!! by Apache Indian
Potentially sexy line: The whole song just oozes sex, so I’m going to go with the title: boom shakalaka.
7. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah by Allan Sherman
Potentially sexy line: “And the head coach wants no sissies/So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.” What’s sexier than James Joyce?
6. Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton
Potentially sexy line: I don’t even want to get into this. It’s a song about a kid dying. There is absolutely not trace of sex in this.
5. Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex
Potentially sexy line: “If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe/I’d been married long time ago.” Easy.
4. God Bless The USA by Lee Greenwood
Sadly, there isn’t anything remotely sexy about patriotic songs.
3. The Power Rangers Theme
Potentially sexy line: “No one can ever take them down/the power lies on their siiiide.”
2. We Are The World by USA For Africa
Potentially sexy line: We are all a part of God’s great big family/And the truth, you know love is all we need
1. The Entire Discography Of Limp Bizkit
Seriously. They ruined George Michael. THEY RUINED GEORGE MICHAEL!!!
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