Need help getting caught up on Miley's story? Look no further:
To break it down for you: Miley is born to Billy Ray Cyris and Leticia "Tish" Cyrus:
She hops on a plane and moves to the big city:
She becomes Hannah Montana and starts making music:
She makes more music and a ton of money:
She then proceeds to spend most of her time taking pictures of a dog:
...until she breaks up with her fiance:
Sticks her tongue out a bunch:
Performs as a bear at the VMAs:
Comes in like a wrecking ball:
And leaves us all looking like a shocked cat and monkey: