The 24 Most Terrifying Santas Of All Time

Let’s just not celebrate Christmas this year, okay?

1. The Porcelain Terror

Christmas Song Of Choice: Silver Hells

2. The Santa From Another Dimension:

Christmas Song Of Choice: I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus

3. The Santa That Terrified Your Ancestors

Christmas Song Of Choice: Feliz Navidead

4. The Side Eye Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer. Again. And again.

5. The Night Whisperer

Christmas Song Of Choice: Sleigh Died

6. The Demon Spawn

Christmas Song Of Choice: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas

7. The Death Stare Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: All I Want For Christmas Is My Family Back

8. The White Eyed Demon

Christmas Song Of Choice: Away In A PAINger

9. The Sleeper:

Christmas Song Of Choice: Silent Fight

10. The Might Actually Be A Dead Person Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Winter Gunderland

11. The Crying Tears Of Blood Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Wreck The Halls

12. The Nightmare Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Don’t Come All Ye Faithful

13. The Bushy Beast

Christmas Song Of Choice: Dark The Herald Angels Sing

14. The Lurker

Christmas Song Of Choice: Do You Hear What I Hear? Oh God Someone Is In The House

15. The Street Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Chestnuts Roasting Over Your Burning Body

16. The Hairy Uncle

Christmas Song Of Choice: The Last Noel

17. The Invisible Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Eternal Damnation To The World

18. The Creeper

Christmas Song Of Choice: Rest In Peace Ye Merry Gentlemen

19. The Stole His Mom’s Make-Up Santa

Christmas Song Of Choice: Rudolph, The Red Nosed Paindeer

20. The Drunk

Christmas Song Of Choice: My Least Favorite Things

21. The Troll

Christmas Song Of Choice: Fright Christmas

22. The Lurker, Pt II

Christmas Song Of Choice: Santa Claus Is Coming To Drown

23. The Side Eye, Pt II

Christmas Song Of Choice: Black And Blue Christmas

24. And The ???

Christmas Song Of Choice: Who Let The Dogs Out

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