6. Never text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer.
12. If you want to get someone to stop being a creep, this is your best option.
15. Taylor Swift needs to do duets with goats all the time.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall on Friday was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.