3. PYTHAGORAS IS GREEK FOR “ILLUMINATI”:
7. BINDER TRAGEDIES? THAT’S THE ILLUMS:
9. OBAMA? ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?
16. YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHANNEL PROGRAMS? ILLUMINATI:
20. WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE? COME ON, YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS ANSWER. JUST LOOK CLOSELY:
22. THAT ANNOYING THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR SHEET EVERY DAMN NIGHT? YOU ARE SLEEPING ON A BED OF ILLUMINATI:
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