13. Like, much more insightful:
18. What if you totally screw up your quote?
21. Or you just come across like a total dum-dum?
22. Or totally screw up the “what I want to be when I grow up” section?
26. Or what if your last name isn’t Nguyen?
28. Like, a huge a-hole:
29. And an even bigger d-bag?
30. What if you get shown up by Gabe Perez?
Or by a goofy Afro?
32. Or your hairdo makes the photographers have to shrink your picture?
- Donald Trump's home near Washington, DC has security cameras inside and out, monitored from New York, insiders say.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.