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What if you wear the wrong T-shirt?
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Like, the really wrong T-shirt?
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Like, the exact opposite of an appropriate shirt:
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And one that makes you look like a floating head?
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And what if you forget your pet bird?
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What if your name isn't yearbook appropriate?
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Like, really inappropriate:
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And what if your name gives everyone a really weird image in their head?
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Or just comes across as a threat?
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What if everyone else has a much better quote than you do?
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One that's much more clever:
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Much more insightful:
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Like, much more insightful:
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Much more James Martin:
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And has much better reference to "SpongeBob"?
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What if you totally screw up your quote?
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Or you totally mess up your superlative picture?
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Or you just come across like a total dum-dum?
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Or totally screw up the "what I want to be when I grow up" section?
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What if you don't have a buddy to make a dual photo with?
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Or to link quotes with?
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Or to punch in the face?
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Or what if your last name isn't Nguyen?
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What if the person next to you is a total dick?
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And an even bigger d-bag?
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What if you get shown up by Gabe Perez?
Or, worst of all, by Bill Nye's iconic mug?
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What if you chose the worst day to wear your rainbow suspenders?
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Or your hairdo makes the photographers have to shrink your picture?
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Or strikes fear into the hearts of the children:
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And what if Kevin Chang tries to scare the success out of you?
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But, worst of all, what if your yearbook photo ends up looking like Ryan Seacrest's?
