1. The guy who invented a new way of using the stairs:
2. Or the man who found a way to never use the stairs again:
6. The man who will have a personal vendetta against doors for the rest of his life:
14. Santa Claus, again:
And also his own feet:
And actually pretty much everything else in this store:
- A Cincinnati zoo is defending its decision to kill a gorilla after a boy fell into an exhibit.
- Former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said Edward Snowden performed a "public service" leaking surveillance secrets.
- Seventeen people died in a fire at a makeshift nursing home near Ukraine's capital Kiev on Sunday.