The 25 Biggest Lies You Were Told During Your Childhood

My childhood sits on a THRONE OF LIES!

1. You’re going to use cursive sometime again in your life, not just in third grade.

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2. This MEANT something.

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3. Mario uses his head, not his hand.

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4. Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

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5. Blowing into a cartridge will make everything better.

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6. NO TEARS? YEAH, RIGHT.

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7. There wasn’t room for two.

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8. Cartoons are appropriate for kids.

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9. The roadrunner wins every single time.

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10. You’ll look older in no time.

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11. Arnold wears a skirt.

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12. You can link two Game Boys using this black thing.

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13. These things are actually used for cleaning pipes.

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14. “The ABC song,” “Ba Ba Black Sheep,” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” are different songs.

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15. “To open, push here.”

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16. You’ll outgrow your crushes on these people.

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17. You won’t have a calculator with you everywhere you go.

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Or a map. Notepad. Weather. Compass. Or Calendar.

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19. Kids movies are always happy!

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20. Your favorites movies were real.

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21. You have a chance at winning this.

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22. There are nine planets in the solar system.

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23. If you keep making that face, it’s going to stick like that.

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24. You can use the blue side to erase pen.

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25. Anything and everything about spinach.

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But one thing will always be true…

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Yep.

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