Rewind·Posted on Feb 18, 2013The 25 Biggest Lies You Were Told During Your ChildhoodMy childhood sits on a THRONE OF LIES!by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You're going to use cursive sometime again in your life, not just in third grade. Via robincoyle.wordpress.com 2. This MEANT something. Via snopes.com No caption needed. 3. Mario uses his head, not his hand. 4. Humpty Dumpty is an egg. 5. Blowing into a cartridge will make everything better. Via mentalfloss.com 6. NO TEARS? YEAH, RIGHT. Via designdirectory.com 7. There wasn't room for two. Via fugly.com 8. Cartoons are appropriate for kids. 9. The roadrunner wins every single time. Via tumblr.com 10. You'll look older in no time. Via uberhumor.com 11. Arnold wears a skirt. 12. You can link two Game Boys using this black thing. Via images.nonexiste.net 13. These things are actually used for cleaning pipes. 14. "The ABC song," "Ba Ba Black Sheep," and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" are different songs. 15. "To open, push here." Via funnywallphotos.com 16. You'll outgrow your crushes on these people. 17. You won't have a calculator with you everywhere you go. Via oaktreevintage.com Or a map. Notepad. Weather. Compass. Or Calendar. 18. Via weknowmemes.com 19. Kids movies are always happy! 20. Your favorites movies were real. 21. You have a chance at winning this. 22. There are nine planets in the solar system. Via solarsystemdrive.com 23. If you keep making that face, it's going to stick like that. 24. You can use the blue side to erase pen. Via picturesof.net 25. Anything and everything about spinach. Via lounge.moviecodec.com But one thing will always be true... Via uberhumor.com Yep.