1. When this happens: 2. Or this: 3. And this pain: 4. Or this constant dilema: 5. When you lose EVERYTHING: 6. When you ruin a graham cracker: Or pudding: And Capri-Sun: 7. When you can't get things started: 8. Or don't want to get started: 9. When your car breaks: 10. When this tragedy happens: 11. Or when you see the single worst thing on the internet: 12. When you can't say that it's hot without someone saying to should take off all our clothes even after a decade: 13. When you don't know which light to use: 14. When you get stuck with uneven toast: 15. When you lose what matters most to you: 16. When this happens: 17. When you have to choose between eating chips and hearing the television: 18. Or when you lose your straw inside a bottle: 19. When everything keeps on getting smaller: 20. When you start way too early: 21. But, most of all, when THIS happens: Then you just cry. Definitely cry.