1. The fear:
2. The outfits:
3. The very reasonable conversations:
When you jokingly bring up something political at family Thanksgiving.
4. The memories:
5. The kids table:
6. The order of operations:
7. The seconds:
8. The horror:
9. The pie:
*thanksgiving day* Cousin: “who ate all the pie” My fatass:
10. The meals:
11. The drama:
12. The tough questions:
13. The day after:
14. The very calm conversations:
15. The act:
me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives at thanksgiving dinner
16. The bombardment:
17. The waiting:
when it's 7:30 and thanksgiving dinner still not ready.
18. The WIFI:
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
19. And the glory:
