Buzz·Posted on May 3, 201633 Texts That Will Make You Laugh Way Harder Than You ShouldEvery. Single. Time.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The perfect ring: 2. Deep thoughts: 3. True love: 4. Nyoom nyoom: 5. Just do it: 6. Sexy snakes: 7. Toast tasting: 8. Late-night recipes: 9. Street names: 10. Listen here: 11. Life hacks: 12. Sexy pics: 13. Mom's jokes: 14. Season's greetings: 15. The perfect name for a kid: 16. Pressing matters: 17. Eel times: 18. Yes: 19. Dad's filets: 20. Too many pictures: 21. Under a tortilla moon: 22. Party talk: 23. That cheese: 24. Baby zucchinis: 25. An old friend: 26. LIFE: 27. Pecan pie: 28. Swaghetti: 29. Intense sexts: 30. How grandma's doing: 31. Class band: 32. Nugget: 33. And avacoda: