1. The teen behind the almighty tattoo promposal: Here's hoping she said no. 2. The closest twins around: Via weknowmemes.com 3. Emma's lover: Via funnyjunk.com 4. The master of the flirty, happy, bashful, AND sexy look: Via newslinq.com 5. The girl who needed three separate pictures before heading to her "anuts" funeral: Via troyesbooty.tumblr.com 6. The dressing room bandits: Via rememes.com 7. Bieber's biggest fan: Via instagram.com 8. The walls of the selfie labyrinth: Via reddit.com 9. The person behind this tattoo: 10. Whoever single-handedly destroyed the sanctity of marriage: 11. 12. Kaylynn and the perfect hospital selfie: Via littlewhitelion.com 13. Perhaps the most bored person in the world: Via Twitter: @WorldStarLaughs 14. This girl: Via foxnews.com 15. This owner of this death-defying hairstyle: 16. The teen behind the this #TransformationTuesday: 17. The couple with a love so eternal they made a blanket out of it: Via radaradar.tumblr.com 18. Anyone and everyone smoking coffee: Via abclocal.go.com 19. The owner of the world's worst photo series: Via funi-lists.com 20. This smilin' duo: Via instagram.com 21. The person who wrote this: "WITH A CARD SHAPED LIKE A CARD." 22. The person behind the ultimate train selfie: Via nypost.com 23. Ol' mirror pizza: Via Twitter: @Rachel_Perrault 24. The person who thinks #stabbed is an OK hashtag: Via runt-of-the-web.com 25. This dude with the saddest dog ever: Via Twitter: @BestSelfieGame 26. Yet another pee bandit: Via lamebook.com 27. The person who thought this was an OK thing to do: 28. And this guy: Via huffingtonpost.com STOP HIM.