There's No Way You'll Know What Any Of This Stuff Is If You Were Born After 1999

To recline in a chair

To loosen a screw

To shift a car into a different gear

To open a window

Computer mouse

GameBoy

NES controller

Back massager

In a classroom

In a doctor's office

In a dentist's office

In a science lab

Powering the radio

Lighting cigarettes

Working the AC

Starting the engine manually

Public newspapers

Arcade games

Phones

That's a men's room

A beeper

A pager

A speaker phone

A caller ID box

Printer ink

Sewing needles

Film for a camera

That's just a trash can

A car

An airplane

The hospital

Ham radio

Floppy discs

CDs

Cassette tapes

Pencils and pens

Measuring

Cap guns

School dance wristbands

That's candy

Rewind the tape

Fix a jammed wheel

Manually make music play

Clean the tape

Sidekick

Razr

Chocolate

Droid

MP3 Player

Tamagotchi

Pedometer

Beeper

Sewing Supplies

Cassette Tape

VHS Tape

School supplies

A mouse

It's a stress ball

Inside of a Wonder-Ball

It's a bouncy ball

Energy Conservation

The new years
blackout

Y2K

It was a big Best Buy ad campaign

The button to lock the car

The button to adjust the side mirrors

Ashtray

Backseat cassette player

Floppy discs

Camera film

Headphones

Tapes

Library cards

CDs

Camera film

VHS tapes

Cigarettes

Chalk

Candles

Soap for the laundry machine