1. They're going to look AWFUL when you get older:
"But what will your tattoo look like when you get old??" Uhh, amazing. https://t.co/4uEgjxOz4Q
2. I mean, just terrible:
Worried your tattoos will look dumb when your older? There's an easy solution. Just stay jacked.
3. Like, super embarrassing:
4. You'll definitely regret it:
5. I mean, aren't you worried how you're going to look on your wedding day?
6. Do you really want to be all tatted up on your big day?
7. Besides, aren't tattoos, like, super dangerous?
8. I mean, aren't you worried about what your parents will think?
9. Aren't you worried that kids will be afraid?
10. Don't tattoos have to REALLY mean something?
11. Like something very, very important?
12. And don't forget about how permanent they are. I mean, they're there forever!
13. I mean, tattoos are SUPER noticeable:
14. And, honestly, they can be a little MUCH:
15. And don't get me started on how bad a full sleeve looks:
16. I mean, this is just awful:
17. Aren't you worried about finding a job?
18. I mean, what if your dream job comes along?
19. It's not like something drawn on to you can be meaningful, anyway:
20. Nope, not at all:
21. And it definitely can't be funny:
22. Or clever:
23. Sorry, I just don't see why anyone would get a tattoo.
