1.
The duality of Daniel:
2.
Hagrid's shocked revelation:
3.
The ONLY door that matters:
4.
Dumbledore's point system:
5.
The lifespan of an owl:
6.
Why Guess Who wouldn't work in the Harry Potter universe:
8.
The most important Facebook page:
9.
The biggest pop star at Hogwarts:
10.
Voldemort's witnesses:
11.
The perfect pickup line:
12.
The year's hottest film:
14.
Solid relationship advice:
15.
Dumbledora the Explorer:
16.
The smoothest line of all time:
18.
Hagrid cuttin' through the BS:
19.
Sirius's terrifying cellmate:
20.
A more effective sorting hat:
21.
Harry Potter meets Mean Girls meets Hunger Games:
23.
The three types of students:
24.
Gas prices these days:
25.
How to get an automatic A:
26.
Harry Potter birth control:
And finally, your life on a scale of 1–10: