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    23 Unforgivable Things Subway Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 8 Things They Absolutely Love

    You should remember all these next time you go there.

    Chances are you've been to Subway, and chances are you've accidentally made the person making your sub hate you. Here are 23 things that Subway employees hate that customers do and then eight things they love.

    1. Subway employees hate when refuse to get off your phone call while ordering:

    sign saying don't use your cellphone while ordering

    2. Subway employees hate when you try to order something that is physically impossible to make:

    request for a meatball sub without sauce

    3. Subway employees hate when you don't seem to understand that making sandwiches takes time:

    customer getting mad that their huge order is taking a while

    4. Subway employees hate when you leave a big ol' mess like this:

    mess

    5. Subway employees hate when you order sandwiches with so many ingredients they defy the laws of physics:

    long rambling order

    6. And then complain that your sandwich is "too wet":

    meme about someone saying their sub is bad when they chose every topping

    7. Subway employees hate when you don't understand just how many "white cheeses" there are:

    meme about a person ordering just the white cheese

    8. Subway employees hate when you go all willy-nilly ordering multiple subs right out the gate:

    meme about someone ordering a bunch of subs at once

    9. Or, when you wait 'til the last second to add another sandwich:

    meme about someone ordering another sub when reaching the end of the process

    10. I mean, come on:

    meme about someone ordering another sub when reaching the end of the process

    11. Subway employees hate when come in riiiiiiiiiight before closing time:

    meme about a customer coming in late and workers being mad

    12. And then order a million sandwiches:

    meme about someone ordering a bunch of sandwiches at closing

    13. Subway employees hate when you don't understand how footlong bread works:

    meme about someone not understanding that a 6 inch sub is a 12 inch cut in half

    14. Subway employees hate when you bang on the glass like the person making your sandwich is in a zoo enclosure:

    sign about nto tapping on the glass

    15. Subway employees hate when you ask for avocado last:

    meme about someone ordering guac after everything else with a distressed spongebob

    16. Subway employees hate when you don't answer basic questions:

    meme about a customer answering a question wrongly

    17. Subway employees hate when you launch into your order with reckless abandon:

    meme of a subway worker saying hi and someone just launching into their order

    18. Subway employees hate it when you brave the elements just for some Italian BMTs:

    meme about a customer coming in in the snow

    19. Subway employees hate when you order salads right in the middle of a lunch rush:

    meme of the jokerman getting hit by a car after ordering a salad

    20. Subway employees hate when you tell them your entire life story:

    picture of arthur character looking tired

    21. Subway employees hate when you expect to be let in before they open:

    person standing outside a window

    22. Subway employees hate it when you vanish into thin air:

    man waiting around

    23. And Subway employees hate when you go there once a month and ask for "the usual":

    meme of a worker saying i have never met this man in my life

    ON THE OTHER HAND...

    24. Subway employees love when you add a little joke like this to brighten up their day:

    funny recipet telling the worker to call their husband smelly

    25. Or, when you absolutely blow their mind in the order instructions:

    funny receipt with a fun fact

    26. Subway employees love when you get way more specific with your order at the very beginning:

    meme of someone ordering very specifically

    27. Subway employees love when you clean up after yourself like a grown adult:

    meme about cleaning up food

    28. Subway employees love just a little smidgen of appreciation for their job:

    token of appreciation

    29. Subway employees love when you give 'em a little tip...or a big one:

    100 dollar tip

    30. Subway employees love when you realize just how rude you were being to them:

    31. And Subway employees love when your order instructions come with a little personality:

    note asking for a lot of pickles