1.
Searching through the paper like a BARBARIAN just to find out what time the movie you wanted to see was playing:
2.
Turning the TV to channel three to play video games or watch a movie:
3.
Waiting 'til after 9 or the weekend just to talk to friends:
4.
The trials and tribulations of T9:
5.
Having to wait days for your Netflix instead of, like, 30 seconds:
6.
Having pockets filled to the BRIM:
7.
Searching through an big-ass binder full of burnt CDs to find the perfect mix:
8.
Only to find out the CD you wanted looks like this:
9.
Followed by the two worst words in the English language: NO DISC.
11.
Having to wait days just to find out you took a picture of your thumb:
12.
Not to mention all those wasted hours spent loading pictures:
13.
So... many... wasted... hours...
14.
And, of course, all that time spent laboring over the internet browser typing in "Www":
15.
The struggle of getting that perfect ringtone:
16.
And the struggle of getting the window down:
18.
Changing the VHS tape halfway through a movie just to finish it:
19.
Printing out real, physical directions just so you got lost only half as much:
20.
Manually shutting down like a SAVAGE:
21.
Actually being SURPRISED by a hidden track on a CD:
22.
Missing your favorite channel and having to wait an eternity:
23.
Getting into prolonged arguments over VHS tapes:
24.
The DJ ruining your mixtape:
25.
Smashing that *69 just for a little privacy:
26.
Feeling like the world was going to end on this day:
27.
And, finally, the joys this ancient relic beheld: