1. Because the Mona Lisa doesn't deserve this:

2. And neither does Big Ben:


3. Because when you take a selfie like this...

...You end up looking like this:

Or like this:
this is what you look like when you take a picture in the mirror with an #iPad ... its not cool you look like a bellend
Kev Dorward@kevinftd83Follow
this is what you look like when you take a picture in the mirror with an #iPad ... its not cool you look like a bellend
2:01 PM - 15 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
Or... this:

4. Because do you really want to look like a goofy dad?

5. Because the concert's light show does not involve your iPad's back light:

6. Because you're in the front row. THE FRONT ROW:

7. Because there are people around you:

And this is how they feel:

8. Because you're at a wedding:

9. Because you're going to hurt your neck from straining it side to side to get in frame:
If your taking pictures with an iPAD... You gonna be lookin like this.😂😂😂 #StopWhitePeople2013
яomee♛@ROMVNN_Follow
If your taking pictures with an iPAD... You gonna be lookin like this.
5:24 PM - 11 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite#StopWhitePeople2013
10. Or from ducking to get in the picture:
Soon I will master the art of taking a selfie w/ an iPad...or maybe naw. #sorrynotsorry
Inquisitor MD@gamermd83Follow
Soon I will master the art of taking a selfie w/ an iPad...or maybe naw. #sorrynotsorry
7:47 PM - 01 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. Because the mosh pit and iPad do not mix:

12. Because you're at the gym:
Hi from fourth hour pe 💥🐒 iPad mirror selfie = winning
Jessica Lee@JsLee1998Follow
Hi from fourth hour pe
4:45 PM - 03 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavoriteiPad mirror selfie = winning
13. Because you're singing Happy Birthday:
What is that lady in the background doing? Taking picture with iPad? lel.
Chintan Dalal@chintandalalFollow
What is that lady in the background doing? Taking picture with iPad? lel.
9:17 AM - 19 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14. Because it's not a replacement for having your hands up in the air:
15. Because, like, did you really to bust out your iPad to take a picture of some rocks?

16. Because you're shirtless. Shirtless people shouldn't take pictures in general:

17. Because you end up looking a lot like this:

You can stick up as many middle fingers as you want, you still look like you're trying too hard.
18. Or like this:

19. Because you never look more alone than when you take a selfie with an iPad:
Came downstairs to find my dad taking a selfie on his iPad in his clipper jersey with the game in the background
Madison Faga@madisonfagaFollow
Came downstairs to find my dad taking a selfie on his iPad in his clipper jersey with the game in the background
10:14 PM - 05 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
20. Because it looks like you're struggling to lift a giant rectangle over your head:
one time Ally and I were taking a picture and someone hit my arm and I got a picture of sinu holding an ipad LOL
kaz@sassmetriaFollow
one time Ally and I were taking a picture and someone hit my arm and I got a picture of sinu holding an ipad LOL
5:39 PM - 13 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
21. Because no one looks as good with a giant iPad shadow on their face:
My mom taking a selfie with the iPad. LMAO
mserlandres@MsErlFollow
My mom taking a selfie with the iPad. LMAO
3:03 AM - 26 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
22. Because you'll become the real tourist attraction:
The background of pictures are priceless. Like this guy taking a selfie with his iPad in the colosseum
Tori Labbe@TORtilllachipsFollow
The background of pictures are priceless. Like this guy taking a selfie with his iPad in the colosseum
10:54 PM - 04 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
24. Just please... PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. HEAVEN HELP US.

Like, honestly, as long as you don't do this we're cool, man. Come over for some hotdogs. Let's play catch. Let's make eggnog. You're perfect just the way you are. I am your new dad.