1. Ignore their questions:
2. Stare:
3. Act like your order is the most important order of the day:
4. Pour coffee in the trash like a BARBARIAN:
5. Not pay attention when it's your turn to order:
6. Just ignore the employee entirely:
7. Act like you're the Coffee King:
8. Like, no one really cares:
9. Nobody. Cares.
10. Have zero patience:
11. Or yell out that the barista is making your drink the wrong way:
12. Be a big ol' creep:
13. Talk about another store you are not currently in:
14. Ask dumb questions:
15. Come right before or at closing:
16. Scream:
17. Or get mad if the barista has any questions:
18. Say, "You've just lost a customer":
19. In conclusion...
