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    21 Songs Millennials Listened To As Kids That Screwed Them Up For Life

    In the best way possible.

    1. Ashlee Simpson:

    2. Evanescence:

    3. My Chemical Romance:

    4. Kelly Clarkson:

    Kelly Clarkson: I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly! I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. Make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breaaaakaaawaayyy 10 year old me:

    Twitter: @CluffEmily

    5. Akon:

    6. Maroon 5:

    “look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will be looooooooooooOoOoved” 10 year old me:

    Twitter: @lvgVanessa

    7. Lady Gaga:

    8. Fergie:

    9. Lady Antebellum:

    10. Carrie Underwood:

    Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey 9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

    11. Fall Out Boy:

    12. Hayley Williams:

    13. Rihanna:

    14. Blink 182:

    me at age 9 looking up commiserating in the dictionary after listening to “all the small things”

    Twitter: @emonitela

    15. Daddy Yankee:

    16. Destiny's Child:

    17. Far East Movement:

    “Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard” 9 year old me:

    Twitter: @lapaisagordita

    18. Panic! at the Disco:

    depressed 14 year old me sobbing to Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco knowing the lyrics don’t make a damn lick of sense

    Twitter: @manhattanna

    19. Avril Lavigne:

    20. 50 Cent:

    50 cent: i’ll take you to the candy shop. i’ll let you lick the lollipop 7 year old me:

    Twitter: @hotdiggidydogz

    21. And breakup songs in general:

    me at 11 years old listening to breakup songs while never having been in a relationship

    Twitter: @jrodriguez713