18 Reasons Why Plastic Really Fucking Rules
Long live plastic!
Everyone knows our plastic is actually a good thing. I mean...
How else would you keep bananas clean and fresh?
And come on, everyone knows a single hard boiled egg NEEDS to be wrapped in plastic:
I simply won't eat an apple unless it's wrapped in a protective cylinder:
And everyone knows that individually wrapped jellybeans JUST MAKE SENSE:
If only potatoes had an natural outer layer to protect the inside:
And corn? It's such a fragile plant. It needs to be packaged in plastic:
Too bad coconuts don't have a shell:
And don't even get me started on cucumbers. It is ESSENTIAL you suffocate them in plastic:
Why buy a pepper unless you have a chance to also buy a whole bunch of plastic?
And pineapple? There's absolutely no way to keep the inside of a pineapple safe. Got to wrap it in plastic:
And everyone knows the best drinks come in a plastic bottle wrapped in plastic covered by even more plastic!
Apples just like my grandpappy used to make — completely wrapped in plastic:
Ah, a delicious naked onion, just how I like it — completely entombed in some plastic:
Everyone knows the right way to eat a strawberry is inside of a big box surrounded by a pink ring of plastic:
I mean, why wouldn't you wrap a Coke can in plastic? What if all the coke falls out?
Two peppers in a giant plastic bag? SIGN ME UP! It makes TOO much sense!
Snow? Put it in plastic!
And, finally, limes "as nature intended": wrapped in plastic and in a plastic tray. Beautiful!
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