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Having to memorize EVERY phone number:
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Or just making a huge list you had to check all the time:
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Being on the phone so long you end up tangled in the cord:
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Or stretching the phone cord to get a little privacy:
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Only to get the DREADED cord knot:
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The worst words in the English language:
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Having ZERO idea who was calling at any time:
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And when Caller ID DID come around, prank calling people thanks to these two numbers
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Actually having to print out directions to be able to find your way around:
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Or just going to the nearest gas station and hoping you remember everything:
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The bathroom struggle before cellphones:
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So many shampoo bottles were read... SO MANY:
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Calling collect with one of these artifacts:
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Having to search for movie times in the newspaper:
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Or having to search one of these giant books just to order a dang pizza:
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Pictures remaining a mystery right after you took them:
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And then having to wait an hour for them to develop:
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Not to mention "aiming" your pictures:
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Actually having to get out of the car to get your friend when you went to pick them up:
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Using a watch out of necessity just to know what time it is:
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And using the ORIGINAL text message:
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Having your own "personal" landline phone:
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And yelling "I'M ON THE PHONE" every 5 minutes:
And if this article didn't make you feel old enough, just remember:
