1.
No watermelon should be this disappointing.
2.
No Pop-Tart should be so sad.
3.
No avocado should make you feel this way.
4.
No pizza should let you down like this.
6.
No chip bag should be primarily an air bag.
7.
No Oreo should...should...SHOULD BE LIKE THIS.
8.
No taco should look so downtrodden.
9.
No footlong should be classified as an 11-long.
10.
No Twinkie should be void of its magical innards.
11.
No Kit Kat should not kat to the Nth degree.
12.
No lemon should be so disappointing. I was counting on you, lemon.
13.
No burger should look like this.
14.
Sandwiches should love you, not hurt you.
15.
Breakfast shouldn't be this way.
16.
No cup should let you down like this.
17.
This isn't a chicken patty, it's a chicken ATROCITY.
18.
No pizza should make you say "PIZZ-AH HELL NO."
19.
THIS ISN'T A HOT DOG, IT'S A HOT DISAPPOINTMENT.
20.
WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?
22.
It's just so disappointing.
