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If You've Done Half Of These Things, You're Officially An Awkward Person

So awk.

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  1. Sent a text to the wrong person?
    Mistakenly thought someone was waving to you?
    Confused a fist bump with a high-five?
    Confused a handshake with a hug?
    Told a joke and forgot the punchline halfway through?
    Pushed on a pull door?
    Pulled on a push door?
    Told a waiter "You too!" after they said to enjoy your meal?
    Hugged someone for a LITTLE too long?
    Tripped up the stairs?
    Tripped over your own feet?
    Tripped over nothing?
    Made eye contact through a bathroom stall?
    Had a mini panic attack trying to put all your change back in your wallet before the cashier takes the next customer?
    Waved at someone you thought you knew but didn't?
    Forgotten the name of someone you JUST met?
    Walked into a glass door/window?
    Wrote “abou tit” instead of “about it?"
    Accidentally liked someone's Facebook/Instagram picture from several years ago?
    Fallen asleep in an inappropriate place?
    Had your stomach growl in a silent room?
    Had no comeback to an insult?
    Thought someone was asking you a question but realized they were just talking on a Bluetooth?
    Called the wrong person "Mom"?
    Said something you thought was funny then realized NO ONE was laughing?
    Made eye contact with a couple suckin' face in public?
    Awkwardly side-hugged a person?
    Talked to someone in the bathroom?
    Done something weirdly sexual and accidentally made eye contact with someone?
    Watched a movie with your parents that had a sex scene?
    Left the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to a part of you?
    Had a child make fun of you?
    Had people sing "Happy Birthday" while you were forced to sit there like "......."?
    Had to make small talk with the person giving you a haircut?
    Accidentally rubbed hands while walking next to someone?
    Had to attempt conversation with a dentist while they had their hands in your mouth?
    Said these words: "What party?"
    Gotten stuck in something?
    Gotten stuck in something meant for a child?
    Gotten stuck in something meant for a child and had to call the fire department?
    Seen someone you knew in the grocery store and then seen them in the next aisle. And the next aisle. And the next aisle?
    Spat food in someone's face?
    Grabbed someone's hand accidentally while riding public transportation?
    Clogged a toilet?
    Said hello to someone but they didn't hear you and kept walking?
    Showed up wayyyy before your friends to a movie or restaurant?
    Had someone hold a door open for you while you were a LITTLE bit too far away and forced to start running?
    Almost had a complete breakdown while riding an elevator?
    Had to go on a long walk with someone you only KIND OF know?
    Had to just smile and say, "Yeah!" after not hearing what someone just said to you?
    Had no idea what to do with your arms while walking?
    Had your friend leave the room and leave you with their OTHER friend?
    Said goodbye to someone only to realize you have to walk in the same direction as them?
    Had difficulty trying to figure out which eye to look at on a person?
    Said, "Well, this is awkward" during a pause in a conversation?
    Walked in the wrong direction and tried to turn around while playing it cool?
    Uncontrollably laughed out loud to the point where everyone stared at you?
    Responded with "you're welcome" when someone said to have a great day?
    Accidentally worn the same outfit as someone else?
    Asked someone at a store for a different size and realized that person didn't work there?
    Accidentally swung your hand into someone's crotch while walking next to them?
    Uncontrollably laughed at something that you just remembered so you actually seemed like a literal insane person?
    Literally just existed?

If You've Done Half Of These Things, You're Officially An Awkward Person

You're not awkward at all! Why did you even click this? Just to brag to your friends? Wow, VERY humble. Go be president or something. Besides, what's life without those precious awkward moments?

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You're pretty darn awkward! Hey, life is embarrassing and you know it. What is life without those precious awkward moments anyways. Right, Mom? Oh no. I just called you Mom.

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You're super awkward! Wow. WOW. Literally just typing this is making me feel awkward. Yikes. Don't go sharting your pants today, ya awkward fool.

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