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If You've Done Half Of These Things, You're Officially An Awkward Person

So awk.

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  1. Check off all that apply! In the past 30 days have you...
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    Sent a text to the wrong person?
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    Mistakenly thought someone was waving to you?
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    Confused a fist bump with a high-five?
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    Confused a handshake with a hug?
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    Told a joke and forgot the punchline halfway through?
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    Pushed on a pull door?
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    Pulled on a push door?
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    Told a waiter "You too!" after they said to enjoy your meal?
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    Hugged someone for a LITTLE too long?
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    Tripped up the stairs?
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    Tripped over your own feet?
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    Tripped over nothing?
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    Made eye contact through a bathroom stall?
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    Had a mini panic attack trying to put all your change back in your wallet before the cashier takes the next customer?
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    Waved at someone you thought you knew but didn't?
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    Forgotten the name of someone you JUST met?
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    Walked into a glass door/window?
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    Wrote “abou tit” instead of “about it?"
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    Accidentally liked someone's Facebook/Instagram picture from several years ago?
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    Fallen asleep in an inappropriate place?
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    Had your stomach growl in a silent room?
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    Had no comeback to an insult?
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    Thought someone was asking you a question but realized they were just talking on a Bluetooth?
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    Called the wrong person "Mom"?
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    Said something you thought was funny then realized NO ONE was laughing?
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    Made eye contact with a couple suckin' face in public?
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    Awkwardly side-hugged a person?
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    Talked to someone in the bathroom?
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    Done something weirdly sexual and accidentally made eye contact with someone?
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    Watched a movie with your parents that had a sex scene?
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    Left the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to a part of you?
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    Had a child make fun of you?
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    Had people sing "Happy Birthday" while you were forced to sit there like "......."?
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    Had to make small talk with the person giving you a haircut?
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    Accidentally rubbed hands while walking next to someone?
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    Had to attempt conversation with a dentist while they had their hands in your mouth?
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    Said these words: "What party?"
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    Gotten stuck in something?
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    Gotten stuck in something meant for a child?
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    Gotten stuck in something meant for a child and had to call the fire department?
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    Seen someone you knew in the grocery store and then seen them in the next aisle. And the next aisle. And the next aisle?
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    Spat food in someone's face?
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    Grabbed someone's hand accidentally while riding public transportation?
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    Clogged a toilet?
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    Said hello to someone but they didn't hear you and kept walking?
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    Showed up wayyyy before your friends to a movie or restaurant?
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    Had someone hold a door open for you while you were a LITTLE bit too far away and forced to start running?
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    Almost had a complete breakdown while riding an elevator?
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    Had to go on a long walk with someone you only KIND OF know?
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    Had to just smile and say, "Yeah!" after not hearing what someone just said to you?
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    Had no idea what to do with your arms while walking?
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    Had your friend leave the room and leave you with their OTHER friend?
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    Said goodbye to someone only to realize you have to walk in the same direction as them?
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    Had difficulty trying to figure out which eye to look at on a person?
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    Said, "Well, this is awkward" during a pause in a conversation?
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    Walked in the wrong direction and tried to turn around while playing it cool?
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    Uncontrollably laughed out loud to the point where everyone stared at you?
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    Responded with "you're welcome" when someone said to have a great day?
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    Accidentally worn the same outfit as someone else?
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    Asked someone at a store for a different size and realized that person didn't work there?
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    Accidentally swung your hand into someone's crotch while walking next to them?
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    Uncontrollably laughed at something that you just remembered so you actually seemed like a literal insane person?
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    Literally just existed?
 
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