1. The average forecast:
2. Everyone's favorite joke:
3. "WATER."
4. The false promise of an F:
5. The most beautiful words you can hear:
6. The job description:
7. Heading out into the real world:
8. The meaning of true concentration:
9. Regrets:
10. Lie detector tests:
11. The great escape:
12. Hearing those words:
13. Deciphering hieroglyphics:
14. Bad weather:
15. Showing the door:
16. Get pen revenge. PENVENGE.
17. The face you make when you're holding hot plates and no one will move:
When you're holding a hot ass plate and the guest won't move her hands out of the way
18. Perfect timing from customers:
19. Groundbreaking developments:
20. The natural progression:
21. Making it through hell:
22. The perfect response to "this isn't what I ordered":
23. Making big plans:
24. Those magical words:
25. Common friends:
26. Big changes:
27. And getting OUT of there:
