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22 Pictures That Prove We've Moved Far, Far Away From God's Light In 2019

Prayers up for 2020.

1. Pickle pizza:

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    Of course!
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    Absolutely not

2. Bacon wrapped Oreos:

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    Salty 'n' sweet? I'm in!
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    Um, no

3. Ice cold banana water:

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    Yeah, I mean, I don't see why not
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    I just — no

4. Crouton cereal:

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    I'd give it the old college try
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    You couldn't pay me to eat this

5. Oreos dunked in Cool Rush Gatorade:

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    I'm open-minded. I'd try it
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    What is wrong with this person

6. Gatorade rice:

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    Sweet rice? Sign me up
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    This shouldn't be allowed

7. Powerade pasta:

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    Honestly, I would
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    Mario and Luigi didn't die at the Somme for this

8. Eggs and banana:

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    It'd all kind of mush together, so, uh, sure
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    Why?

9. Poptarts covered in warm cheese:

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    I mean, they have to be doing this for a reason. Yes
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    I can't believe this person is allowed to vote

10. Fruit Loop encrusted fried chicken:

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    Yes, it'd probably taste like BBQ chicken
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    Toucan Sam didn't die at the Ardennes for this

11. Cucumber dogs:

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    Much healthier than using a bun!
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    Please stop this

12. A lit'ral blueberry omelet:

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    I love fruit and I love eggs. Sure!
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    This looks like a California Raisin got the runs

13. Pumpkin pie and yellow mustard:

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    Yeah, you know what? I would
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    Why are you doing this to me

14. Pineapple and mayo sandwich:

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    Hell, I'm eating it now!
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    Hellllllllllll no

15. Iced cream and spaghetti:

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    Always thought ice cream could use some pasta
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    Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

16. A footlong chocolate chip cookie sub:

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    I love cookies. I'd eat this
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    This feels like a personal attack

17. Pizza rolls and maple syrup:

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    Uh, duh. Who wouldn't?
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    Little Caesar didn't die at Guadalcanal for this.

18. Bananas and jalapeños:

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    Yeah! I love my bananas on the spicy side
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    I am going to track down whoever made this and put a stop to this nonsense once and for all

19. Sushi SOUP:

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    It makes it so much easier to eat sushi. Yes!
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    What the fuck is this

20. Cheez-It cereal:

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    You know it, big guy
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    Why would someone do this to a poor, defenseless Cheez-It

21. Sushi covered in ranch:

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    Hell yeah. I put ranch on everything
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    Why. Just. Why.

22. And... this:

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    Sure, I have zero respect for myself
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    God help us