Okay, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 19 People Having The Absolute Worst Week Ever

There are rough weeks and then there are REALLY rough weeks.

Ya gotta feel for...

1. The person whose sauce had a little special extra treat all for them:

TIFU not checking the sauce before pouring it into the pot from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who must turn around and never look back at this mug, lest they be turned to stone:

how's your day going? from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:

My phone got run over by an excavator from Wellthatsucks

4. The person who had the most beautiful picture taken of them:

to renew a license from therewasanattempt

5. The person who now must reckon with that which their cat produced from their rear end:

Just trying to take out the cat litter. from Wellthatsucks

6. The person whose roommate sleeps with the dang Bat Signal as a nightlight:

My new dorm roommate sleeps with a ridiculously bright nightlight. Barely got any sleep last night because of it. This is what it looks like when I turn the main light off. from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who added a fresh layer of fashionable concrete to their Adidas Ultraboosts:

Fresh poured this morning from Wellthatsucks

8. The person whose apartment was apparently built at the same time as the pyramids, and no, I'm not talking about the Black Pyramid of Amenemhat III — my man is quite lit'rally on some Sneferu sh*t! Am I right, folks???

Moved into an apartment and it’s air filter was around when the pyramids were built. from mildlyinfuriating

I am right.

9. The person whose home now belongs to the Wasps:

came home to this after a 3 month vacation from mildlyinfuriating

10. The person who, saint preserve us, had this happen to them:

I think I'll go back to bed. from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who seems to have angered Petbe, Egyptian god of revenge, in their quest to do good for the world:

Was picking up roadside litter and then realized what the plant was.. from Wellthatsucks

Gonna need to make a call to Sekhmet after this one, folks!

12. The person who lamentably lost the last lemon lottery:

This lemon we were given in our meal-kit from mildlyinfuriating

13. The person who fought valiantly and lost to the world's strongest lasagna:

Both my knife and fork broke while eating my lasagna from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who got cheesed by a dang nincompoop:

some nincompoop CHEESED our car from mildlyinfuriating

It happens, man.

15. The person who is about to have a very memorable vacation for all the wrong reasons:

Someone's about to have a fun vacation from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who was kind enough to share their toothbrush with their roommate, who apparently is the freakin' 3,500-year-old mummy of Thutmose IV:

My roommate has been using my Toothbrush. from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who accidentally ordered a delicious bowl of steamin' hot goop:

I accidentally clicked “no potatoes” on my cheesy fiesta potato order from Taco Bell. This is what they sent me. from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person whose sporting this summer's hottest trend:

to enjoy a sunny day... from therewasanattempt

19. The person who now must be forced to deal with Bowlception:

No one seems to know how the smaller bowl ended up in our bigger (and favourite) bowl. It is wedged firmly in place. from Wellthatsucks

20. The person whose closet went kaboom:

My closet fell this morning from mildlyinfuriating

21. And the person whose car looks like it'd be found in the dang tomb room of KV55 in the Valley of the Ki — you know what? Never mind:

Roof leak flooded my car while I was away, came back to this from Wellthatsucks

That's enough.