Internet Finds·Posted on Sep 1, 2022Man, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 50 People Who Had A Really, Really Bad MonthThings you hate to see happen: that.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The person whose truck got a fresh new coat of bird-poop white paint: Well, I won't be parking the truck here anymore. from Wellthatsucks 2. The person who was seconds away from being devoured by an escalator: Was taking the escalator when it decided to take me instead from mildlyinfuriating 3. The guy with the best seat in the house: The seat this guy got at the theater. Why do they even have a seat there? from FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR What's my man about to watch? Pole Side Story? Everything Everywhere All at a Pole? Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Big Pole? My goodness! 4. The person whose car should be the starting center fielder for the New York Yankees: On the bright side I got to keep the ball from Wellthatsucks 5. The person who gave their AirPod a nice, cool, fresh coat of paint: Ny airpod fell into paint from mildlyinfuriating 6. The person who is gonna be eating some good old-fashioned, deep-fried floor tonight: I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god from Wellthatsucks 7. The person who had a peacock invade their dang domicile: When you leave the door open and a bird gets in your house from mildlyinfuriating 8. The person who is about to engage in a battle of epic proportions: The person who stole my AirPods off my flight is staying in a hotel two blocks away from me. from mildlyinfuriating It's on. 9. The person who now must spend the rest of their natural life forever picking up Mommy's beads: Accidentally dropped my mom's bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours from Wellthatsucks 10. The person who gets absolutely lasered by the sun every single morning: This is where the light hits our bed at 8AM. from Wellthatsucks 11. The person whose wedding gift...turned into a wedding nightmare: Brand new robovacuum we got as a wedding gift. Don't even know where to begin. from Wellthatsucks A dookiemare, if you will. 12. The person with the chocolatiest luggage around: Was wondering why the smell of chocolate followed me out of the airport... from Wellthatsucks 13. The person who cooked their iPhone juuuuust right: My phone case didn't come with this pattern..... from Wellthatsucks 14. The person who apparently asked Wolverine to do their dishes: Seeing this after my mother insisted on doing the dishes. from mildlyinfuriating 15. The person who is faced with Schrödinger's can: No matter ho I try to pick this up its going to spill from mildlyinfuriating 16. The person whose seat neighbor just wanted to say, the hell with their stinky-ass feet: On my flight. Can you like not? from mildlyinfuriating 17. The person whose bag wanted to get a couple of extra minutes of that sweet vitamin D: Not my bag but sucks for someone else. from mildlyinfuriating 18. The person who was kind enough to share their bowl of jam with some friendly bees: There goes our picnic from Wellthatsucks 19. The person who is probably about to live a real-world "mission impossible": My girlfriend had a USB stick in her kebab from mildlyinfuriating 20. The person whose fridge door woke up one day and said, "No more": My fridge door fell off from Wellthatsucks 21. The person who is about to learn the true meaning of desperation: What is this gas station toilet paper from Wellthatsucks 22. Ol' Tiny Gloves: What happen's when you put leather gloves in a washing machine from Wellthatsucks 23. The person who ordered their pizza scrambled: it came like this. fucking hell. from mildlyinfuriating 24. The person whose dishwasher-safe water bottle now belongs in a modern-art museum: My "dishwasher safe" water bottle. from mildlyinfuriating 25. The person whose bedroom ceiling didn't just collapse — it ERUPTED: My bedroom ceiling collapsed from Wellthatsucks 26. The person whose car was literally felled by a dang wrench. A WRENCH! Had a wrench thrown into our plans on the ride home last night from Wellthatsucks 27. The old chap with the minty-fresh nards: Been battling a rash in my groin for a couple weeks. Today I wasn’t paying attention and applied toothpaste to my junk instead of my cream. from Wellthatsucks 28. The person who got a little extra surprise with their cheese: There's a hair sealed inside my string cheese :/ from Wellthatsucks Ummm, jealous! 29. The person who just might have the worst avocado luck in the world: Every single avocado (minus 1) from a Costco pack I bought 2 days ago from Wellthatsucks 30. The person whose phone has been a naughty little device: Having to BDSMify my old phone just to charge it. from mildlyinfuriating 31. The person with quite possibly the worst watermelon luck in existence: Waited all summer to cut open this watermelon I grew in my yard. from mildlyinfuriating 32. The person who likes their coffee extra eggy: Poured eggs in my coffee instead of creamer. from mildlyinfuriating 33. The person whose plumber apparently summoned the infernal demon Gorkinog the Cursed straight to their bathtub: Plumber left my tub like this after fixing the sink from mildlyinfuriating 34. The person whose gonna be eatin' some good old-fashioned BBQ cardboard box tonight: My BBQ sauces and rub finally arrived. Thanks, USPS! from Wellthatsucks 35. The person who blue themselves: Had a pen in my pocket at work, looked down to this. from mildlyinfuriating 36. The person who hiked hours to see the most majestic waterfalls known to humankind: Hiked for two hours to see these waterfalls from Wellthatsucks 37. The person who gave their AirPod a thorough cleaning: There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this. from Wellthatsucks 38. The person who apparently did something very serious to upset the entire city of Cleveland: The city of Cleveland installed the brightest god damn street lights I have ever seen on my street today. It’s midnight. from Wellthatsucks 39. The person who just got the road absolutely hammered: bought my bf his fave liquor and my bike tipped over before I got it out of the basket. from Wellthatsucks 40. The person whose grandmama miiiiiight have left the croutons in a bit too long: my grandma forgot the bread croutons in the oven from Wellthatsucks 41. The person whose sauce had a little special extra treat all for them: TIFU not checking the sauce before pouring it into the pot from Wellthatsucks 42. The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed: My phone got run over by an excavator from Wellthatsucks 43. The person who had the most beautiful picture taken of them: to renew a license from therewasanattempt 44. The person whose roommate sleeps with the dang Bat Signal as a night-light: My new dorm roommate sleeps with a ridiculously bright nightlight. Barely got any sleep last night because of it. This is what it looks like when I turn the main light off. from mildlyinfuriating 45. The person who seems to have angered Petbe, Egyptian god of revenge, in their quest to do good for the world: Was picking up roadside litter and then realized what the plant was.. from Wellthatsucks Gonna need to make a call to Sekhmet after this one, folks! 46. The person who, saint preserve us, had this happen to them: I think I'll go back to bed. from Wellthatsucks 47. The person whose home now belongs to the Wasps: came home to this after a 3 month vacation from mildlyinfuriating 48. The person who fought valiantly and lost to the world's strongest lasagna: Both my knife and fork broke while eating my lasagna from mildlyinfuriating 49. The person who got cheesed by a dang nincompoop: some nincompoop CHEESED our car from mildlyinfuriating It happens, man. 50. And the person who lost the cookie lottery: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. from mildlyinfuriating Sad state of affairs.