1.
So they'll know the pain of just trying to get home:
2.
So they'll know never to tell this joke again:
3.
So they'll know NOT TO TOUCH THE DAMN DISPLAY:
4.
So they'll know not to constantly remind you of the hell you are currently living in:
5.
So they'll know to say "hi" back:
6.
So they'll know to stay off the DAMN PHONE:
7.
So they'd know "the back" isn't some mythical place where everything is in stock:
8.
So they'll know that you're ON BREAK:
9.
So they'll learn to truly appreciate weekends:
10.
So they'll learn how truly HEINOUS this is to do to a person:
11.
So they'll learn when to leave you alone:
12.
So they'll know how gross it is when they use sweaty money:
13.
So they'll know that, no, the customer is not always right:
14.
So they'll know the sweet, sweet joy of a difficult customer leaving:
15.
So they'll know you're working AS FAST AS YOU CAN:
16.
So they'll know that hygiene is a MUST:
17.
So they'll learn what true fear is:
18.
So they'll learn that this isn't your problem:
19.
So they'll know they aren't a professional comedian:
20.
So they'll keep their life story for their autobiography:
21.
So they'll know what true victory feels like:
22.
So they'll learn never to forget their dang wallet:
23.
So they'll learn that this isn't really a good threat:
24.
But mostly so they'll learn the most important thing they can learn: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
