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Sorry, But If You Can’t Relate To Any Of These 28 Tweets, You’re Not Human

I feel seen.

Pretty much everyone has experienced...

1. The room tour:

when you clean your room & you leave to see how it would look if someone walked in

2. The longest minute:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising

3. The existential drive:

me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving

4. The nudity:

does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet?

5. The casual asphyxiation:

You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???

6. The moment of brilliance:

7. The three minutes of heaven:

if i wake up at 7:27 and my alarm was set for 7:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes 😭

8. The time crisis:

Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

9. The big squeeze:

Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away

10. The ultimate challenge:

meirl from meirl

11. The box infatuation:

One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.

12. The real meaning:

When i text “👀” this is what i mean

13. The mad brush:

Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?

14. The impatience:

my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago

15. The immediate amnesia:

5 seconds after locking the door. Me: Did I lock the door? My Brain 😶

16. The remote trace:

Me irl from meirl

17. The loud breathing:

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

18. The forgetfulness:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this

19. The overpack:

Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?

20. The anxiety:

U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember

21. The ghost check:

Checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not

22. The shower regret:

i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

23. The hashafashasha:

tweet reading do you blow on food when it's hot or do you hashafashasha til you can chew it

24. The charger crawl:

Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed

25. The wallet anxiety:

tweet reading trying to put change in my wallet at the register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing by gives me anxiety

26. The shameful question:

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode

27. The annoyance:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved

28. And the pain:

you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening