Pretty much everyone has experienced...
1. The room tour:
when you clean your room & you leave to see how it would look if someone walked in
2. The longest minute:
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising
3. The existential drive:
me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving
4. The nudity:
does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet?
5. The casual asphyxiation:
You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???
6. The moment of brilliance:
me after i spell wensday right
7. The three minutes of heaven:
if i wake up at 7:27 and my alarm was set for 7:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes 😭
8. The time crisis:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
9. The big squeeze:
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away
11. The box infatuation:
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
12. The real meaning:
When i text “👀” this is what i mean
13. The mad brush:
Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?
14. The impatience:
my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago
15. The immediate amnesia:
5 seconds after locking the door. Me: Did I lock the door? My Brain 😶
17. The loud breathing:
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
18. The forgetfulness:
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
19. The overpack:
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
20. The anxiety:
U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember
21. The ghost check:
Checking to see if those weird sounds are part of the music or not
22. The shower regret:
i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
23. The hashafashasha:
24. The charger crawl:
Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed
25. The wallet anxiety:
26. The shameful question:
yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode
27. The annoyance:
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved
28. And the pain:
you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening
aaaaaaHHHHHH!