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Updated on Sep 13, 2020. Posted on Aug 26, 2020

29 People Who Immediately Regretted Pretty Much Everything In Their Life That Led To This Moment

I'd like a do-over, please.

1. The person with the stickiest hands in existence:

sign reading these are cafe syrups not hand sanitizer thank you

2. The proud owner of the world's scratchiest phone:

picture of an iphone dragging out of a car on the ground

3. This professional mover:

picture of a couch stuck in a doorway
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4. This soon-to-be very wet man:

a man is holding a liquor bottle that is falling from his hands

5. This professional chef:

tweet about a man leaving ps4 controllers in the oven to hide from his kids and his wife turned the oven on

6. This proud owner of a brand-new heavy piece of garbage:

flat screen tv that fell face-first on the floor

7. This amateur chef:

tweet reading in case you ever think your roommate is dumb let me one up you with a burned pot

8. This bacon bandit:

tweet reading my roommate thought i made cinnamon rolls i actually made bacon and there's a huge finger scoop

9. This person who's stranded forevermore:

picture captioned just painted the stairs to my basement and now i'm trapped

10. These poor, poor painters:

painters stand around a huge amount of spilled paint

11. This very wet photographer:

three pictures in succession of a woman getting splashed

12. This contestant who played the world's most dangerous game:

picture of two beige fruits that reads just accidentally played the worst game ever pear or potato

13. This person who just wanted some dang ice cream:

tweet reading i can't believe this happened and it's a seagull eating her ice cream

14. This owner of the grainiest windshield in existence:

scratched up windshield with the caption i saw all these posts on facebook this week that sandpiper on wiper blades would rid ice well it did but now my windshield is all scraped

15. The nemesis of this squirrel:

squirrel holding a brownie that reads fat fucking squirrel stole my edible

16. This smallest person alive:

tweet reading so i ordered a chair for my room off of amazon and it's a really tiny chair

17. This pants destroyer:

tweet reading i was just running my pen over my jeans and didn't realize it was open and there's pen all over their leg

18. Ol' Diaper Mouth:

picture of diaper rash relief next to a tooth brush that reads started my day off poorly

19. The coffee sorters:

two people sorting coffee beans with the caption i just absent-midnely poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones here's us separating 10000 beans by hand

20. This poor soul:

a man painting a roof is stuck in the middle of it

21. This Plant City resident:

one time at this bar in nashville, the band stopped playing and asked the audience “who here is from plant city, florida” and this girl goes “WOOOOOOO!!!!”

she thought they were giving her hometown a shout out, but it was because they found her lost i.d.

22. This person who can never go back to work:

tweet reading at this moment i knew i fucked up and its a text where they yell at their boss for making them come in friday

23. This banker:

tweet reading I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person."

24. This person who forgot to close their window:

picture of snow inside a car

25. The gassiest student around:

tweet reading surgeon did someone fart silence surgeon i need to know if someone farted i may have perforated bowel med student i farted

26. This mom:

picture of a mom texting look where i am where are you and the mom realizes theyre not in the right dorm

27. The modern-day Grinch:

tweet reading came in drunk and saw the oven was on so obviously i turned it off turns out dad was cooking beef overnight and i ruined christmas

28. The lifelong enemy of all firefighters:

a bunch of tubes through a car next to a fire hydrant

29. And, finally, whoever is responsible for this sign getting put up:

tweet reading every warning label has a story and it's Gas booster with not an energy drink written near it

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