7. He may or may not be the dark lord:
8. But, in the end, he left his dark ways behind and realized how stupid twitter was:
WITH A MUSTACHE BREAK!!!!!
14. Because even without facial hair, he’s still more of a man than me or you could ever be:
21. He even went blonde in “Sin City:”
23. Because he has the perfect answer to every question:
24. Because he knows more than you:
26. Because he knows the five most important words in the English language:
- Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A former "Apprentice" contestant has filed a lawsuit against Trump for calling her a liar over sexual assault allegations.
- Blue Lies Matter: How video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- You can now dig through the CIA's secret history. 12 million declassified docs are on the internet for all to see 🤓📚