7. He may or may not be the dark lord:
8. But, in the end, he left his dark ways behind and realized how stupid twitter was:
WITH A MUSTACHE BREAK!!!!!
14. Because even without facial hair, he’s still more of a man than me or you could ever be:
21. He even went blonde in “Sin City:”
23. Because he has the perfect answer to every question:
24. Because he knows more than you:
26. Because he knows the five most important words in the English language:
- Verizon and unions representing 39,000 workers have reached an agreement that should end the largest U.S. strike in since 2011.
- Never mind the $10 million: Donald Trump now says he won't debate "second place finisher" Bernie Sanders.
- No, France has not banned people from sending work emails after hours – no matter how much we all want to believe it 🇫🇷 ✉️