Posted on Feb 25, 2014

23 Reasons Why Kids Are The Meanest People In The World

In the best possible way.

Dave Stopera

by Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

1. They're pushy:

2. And they aren't too sympathetic:

3. ... Not at all:

4. They call you out on your "relaxation techniques":

5. And they're always trying to get your hard-earned cash:

6. They're a little too wise:

7. And way too overprotective:

8. They're freeloaders and THEY KNOW IT:

9. And they're brutally honest:

10. Way too honest:

11. They think cows are an appropriate way to measure affection... THEY'RE NOT:

12. They're always hatching schemes:

13. And they won't let you relax all day:

14. Or watch Ellen all day:

15. They have an insatiable appetite for revenge:

16. And they know just what you're insecure about:

17. They're not afraid to toss around threats:

18. And they're an eency bit stubborn:

19. They love to make you feel bad:

20. And they're not afraid to tell it like it is:

21. They're always putting out ultimatums:

22. And always pulling out the "bucket of tears" card:

23. But, in the end, it's probably because they've got bigger plans... Much bigger plans:

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