23 Reasons Why Kids Are The Meanest People In The World

In the best possible way.

Posted on February 25, 2014, 20:59 GMT

Dave Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

1. They're pushy:

2. And they aren't too sympathetic:

3. ... Not at all:

4. They call you out on your "relaxation techniques":

5. And they're always trying to get your hard-earned cash:

6. They're a little too wise:

7. And way too overprotective:

8. They're freeloaders and THEY KNOW IT:

9. And they're brutally honest:

10. Way too honest:

11. They think cows are an appropriate way to measure affection... THEY'RE NOT:

12. They're always hatching schemes:

13. And they won't let you relax all day:

14. Or watch Ellen all day:

15. They have an insatiable appetite for revenge:

16. And they know just what you're insecure about:

17. They're not afraid to toss around threats:

18. And they're an eency bit stubborn:

19. They love to make you feel bad:

20. And they're not afraid to tell it like it is:

21. They're always putting out ultimatums:

22. And always pulling out the "bucket of tears" card:

23. But, in the end, it's probably because they've got bigger plans... Much bigger plans: