1. They're pushy:

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2. And they aren't too sympathetic:

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3. ... Not at all:

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4. They call you out on your "relaxation techniques":

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5. And they're always trying to get your hard-earned cash:

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6. They're a little too wise:

7. And way too overprotective:

8. They're freeloaders and THEY KNOW IT:

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9. And they're brutally honest:

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10. Way too honest:

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11. They think cows are an appropriate way to measure affection... THEY'RE NOT:

12. They're always hatching schemes:

13. And they won't let you relax all day:

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14. Or watch Ellen all day:

15. They have an insatiable appetite for revenge:

16. And they know just what you're insecure about:

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17. They're not afraid to toss around threats:

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18. And they're an eency bit stubborn:

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19. They love to make you feel bad:

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20. And they're not afraid to tell it like it is:

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21. They're always putting out ultimatums:

22. And always pulling out the "bucket of tears" card:

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23. But, in the end, it's probably because they've got bigger plans... Much bigger plans:

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