27 Reasons Why A Billion People Should Not Be Allowed To Use Facebook

There are now one billion people on Facebook. It might seem like a good thing, but trust me: it just means more of THIS.

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26. And because of groups like these:

27. And because of THIS:

Just kidding. I love you Facebook.