27 Reasons Why Putting On A Helmet Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do
They're totally useless.
1. What's the use in wearing a helmet?

2. There's seriously no point:

3. Would much rather have my head look like this:

4. Who doesn't want their head to have two giant gashes in it?

5. Yup, just not seeing the point:

6. I doubt they even work:

7. They're completely useless:

8. I, for one, think my face would look great with some pavement scratches running up and down it:

9. All they do is make you look dumb:

10. This would look much better on a face:

11. Who needs a jaw anyway?

12. Can't see a reason to wear one at all:

13. Wow. Falling on the pavement ruined a perfectly good helmet:

14. Nope, can't see a reason at all to wear a helmet:

15. None at all:

16. Always thought my head could use a giant crack in it:

17. Perhaps a giant dent:

18. I'd rather have my entire head cover in scars:

19. Completely useless device:

20. Miss me with that:

21. I always wanted my head to look like this:

22. Why anyone would wear one is beyond me:

23. Seems like a big waste of money:

24. Won't ever catch me in one of these money-sucks:

25. I mean, what's the point?

26. I mean, come on:

27. Helmets are so dumb.
