1. "Pierre Escargot": NIckelodeon AKA the Frenchman who taught you everything you needed to know about the Parisian lifestyle. 2. "Stuart": Fox AKA the boy who taught you to never be afraid to show people what you can do. 3. "Prometheus and Bob": Twitter: @UrHinss29 AKA the original dynamic duo. 4. "Stick Stickly": Nickelodeon AKA the world's first and ONLY Popsicle-stick host. 5. "Wishbone": chenyanqing.tumblr.com AKA a very good dog. 6. "Miss Viola Swamp": Houghton Mifflin AKA probably the meanest person in the entire world. 7. "Mr. Dink": Nickelodeon AKA the model next-door neighbor. 8. "Miss Cleo": reddit.com AKA your first interaction with the paranormal. 9. "Olmec": Twitter: @ShadowKilla319 AKA the rock with the deepest voice in rock history. 10. "Ernest": Emshell Producers AKA the guy who's constantly getting scared stupid. 11. "Numa Numa Guy": youtube.com AKA the person who taught you what a REAL dance looks like. 12. "Frog and Toad": amazon.com AKA the duo that taught you, you know what? Sometimes you gotta eat too many cookies. 13. "Rolie Polie Olie": Nickelodeon AKA the greatest Olie of all time. 14. "Randall Weems": ABC AKA the inspiration for the word "snitch." 15. "Bruce Bogtrotter": Jersey Films AKA the kid who ate all that cake in Matilda. 16. "Mr. Owl": Tootsie Roll AKA the animal who couldn't just let that kid enjoy his lollipop. 17. "Amby & Dexter": youtube.com AKA the video that's been hidden away in the deepest crevices of your memory. 18. "Henry and June": Nickelodeon AKA the enterprising hosts of KaBlam! 19. "Muzzy": BBC AKA the giant monster that taught you Spanish in 30-second commercials. 20. "Kenny and Vic": MTV AKA the powerful hosts of MXC. 21. "Paul": DNA productions AKA that friendly three-eyed monkey. 22. That terrifying Honeycomb mascot: reddit.com AKA the beast who always screamed, "ME WANT HONEYCOMB!" 23. "Pappy Drewitt": throwbacks.com AKA the indie Bob Ross. 24. "Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond": MTV AKA the two responsible for all your claymation nightmares. 25. "Large Marge": reddit.com AKA the person who still haunts your dreams. 26. "Artie, the Strongest Man in the World": Nickelodeon AKA, you know, the strongest man in the world. 27. "Freakazoid": WB AKA Deadpool for kids. 28. And "Face": Nickelodeon AKA a big, giant face.