35 Questions Midwesterners Should Answer That Are Funny Because They're True
I just want some answers.
To people outside the Midwest, the area remains an enigma. A casserole filled, milk drenched, land of mystery.
As such, those outside the land of cinnamon bun chili have some questions. And they need answers.
For example...
1.
Why does almost everyone from the Midwest call "milk" "melk"?
2.
Why do midwesterners always say “buh-bye!” before they hang up the phone with a stranger
3.
why do midwesterners get engaged after dating for six months
4.
Why do we as midwesterners love to post about winter on social media as if we’ve never experienced such a phenomenon before
5.
I’m new to the Midwest why does everyone but Ohio hate Ohio
6.
why do midwesterners pronounce it “reesees” lmao
7.
why does everyone in the midwest have a second fridge in their garage when the whole garage is a fridge for half the year
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Why does everyone in the Midwest forget how to drive when it starts snowing? You were BORN to withstand these conditions, get a grip
9.
I don't understand why Midwest people pronounce caramel "Carmel"
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Why does everyone from the Midwest older than 30 make restaurant and store names possessive?
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Why does everyone in the Midwest call Aldi "Aldi's"
12.
Why do people from the Midwest treat spaghetti as a side dish?
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i always wonder why do some Midwesterners pronounce the “h” in words like “what” and “where”
14.
Why is everyone in the Midwest so shocked it’s really cold in *checks notes* mid-February?
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Why do midwesterners love giving directions so much?
16.
Someone asked me this week why Midwest people always say "ope" when you bump into them and I really wish that I knew
17.
why does everyone in the midwest have a beach themed bathroom in their house??
18.
Why does every town in the Midwest use “The Walmart” as a landmark like you could say “oh yeah I live by The Walmart” and everyone would know what you’re talking about
19.
Why do midwesterners pronounce a ‘T’ at the end of the word “across”? There’s no ‘t’ in that word folks...
20.
Why do Midwesterners have to make everything into a casserole
21.
Why does everyone from the midwest have an uncle dick. Why is that a universal experience
22.
Why do midwesterners always post snow pics on their stories like they never seen snow??
23.
Why does everyone from the Midwest say "just sayin" it's so weird....
24.
Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely
25.
Thought of the day: why does everyone in the Midwest love ranch so much? I mean I love it too but like why us?
26.
Why does everyone outside the Midwest pronounce WI as “Wistconsin?”
27.
WHY DOES EVERYONE WALK SO SLOW IN THE MIDWEST
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Why do ppl from the Midwest struggle with the concept of sunscreen?? They be coming back from vacations looking like Mr. Krabs
29.
Why does everyone in the Midwest snapchat a storm as if everyone else in the Midwest isn’t also out on their porch looking at it?
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Why is it that every person in the Midwest is required to have at least one piece of camo apparel? What are you guys all hiding from?
31.
But for real why do midwesterners like taking pics in oversized chairs😂😂😂
32.
ppl from the Midwest be “why would I fly when it’s only a 15 hr drive”
33.
Also why do people from the Midwest complain about the snow sm. Like “ugh we’re getting more snow.” Well what did you expect KAREN? The weathers been like this your whole life, if you haven’t learned by now then LEAVE.
34.
Why do midwesterners say “aigh” instead of “egg?” Life is hard enough, folks
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Why does everyone in the Midwest think the problem can always be solved with fried food?
Oh, wait. Because they can.