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24 Reasons Why The United States Needs To Seriously Invest In Sex Ed

Please.

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1. Because kids already know everything there is to know about sex:

The only thing I remember from sex ed is when someone dropped the random question "is pussy like a fridge? Can u store food in there?"

2. I mean, why would they ever need to take a class?

I remember one time during sex ed a girl asked if you could use aluminum foil as a condom.

3. Kids are already aware of the dangers of sex:

I remember in Sex Ed someone asked if you could get your penis stuck in the person 😭😭

4. And everyone knows the true dangers of laying:

I remember in sex ed my gym teacher said her best friend got pregnant from laying next to a guy lol

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5. Why waste money on sex ed when kids already know having sex is a fire hazard?

I still remember 10 years ago in sex ed a kid asked if you wore two condoms if the friction would make them catch on fire

6. And when you know about the joys of ear sex, what else is there to know?

I member in sex ed some girl asked what happens when you have ear sex

7. Why would kids ever need to take a class on sex?

I remember in sex ed when a guy asked "if a girl eats a taco will she taste like a taco?"

8. Like, I can't think of a single reason:

I remember the sex ed dude telling is there were no stupid questions. Until he got asked "Can you get pregnant while on a roof?"

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9. None at all:

If you don’t think Sex Ed is important, remember that i had a friend in HIGH SCHOOL that thought a part of her anat… https://t.co/N80gCpKgAY

10. Kids can find out everything on their own:

I remember we was in Sex Ed & Jalen asked the dumbest question he said "Do you breathe when having sex?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. No need to take a class:

In 4th grade, I thought sex ed was a guy named ed who taught every kid in america about sex.

12. I mean, children these days are wise beyond their years:

Omg i just remembered in my sex ed class last year a guy asked if a vagina could fall off

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13. They don't need a teacher teaching them "biology" and "safety":

if you want a reason to advocate sex ed then just remember that today 2 girls asked me if pms meant getting your vagina removed.

14. I mean, won't somebody think of the ass children?

i remember in my hs sex ed class someone asked if u can get pregnant if u put it in the butt

15. EVERYBODY knows a little pee goes a long way:

only thing I remember from sex ed is a dude asking what happens when you pee inside a girl

16. And EVERYBODY knows the human body is basically one big sandwich:

I remember during sex ed we were watching a movie about a woman giving birth and one kid asked what was coming out of her was peanut butter

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17. So why invest in sex education?

I Remember this Boy asked if you could get butt crabs in sex ed class i was CRYING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19. And biology? Who needs it:

if you ever wanna know why sex ed is important remember that I thought a sperm meant the baby would be a boy and a egg was a girl

20. Just got to go with your gut, not a class:

I remember I asked my Sex Ed teacher could you go blind from jacking off lol. Everybody else was scared to ask

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21. Kids already know all there is to know:

I remember in 6 we had a sex ed thing & someone asked if you could have sex with clothes on & i remember the teachers facial expression

22. I mean, come on:

"I remember one sex ed class where a kid asked what cum tastes like and the teacher said 'a little salty', everyone was mortified."