1. Pit bulls wreaked more havoc on the world than ever in 2015:
2. They terrorized our nation's turtles:
3. Viciously attacked our nation's stuffed animals:
4. And made a MOCKERY of our nation's selfies:
5. Yes, there's no denying how terrifying pit bulls were in 2015:
6. Just look here — brings a chill to my spine:
7. This poor child:
8. This poor cat:
9. This poor chick:
10. Pit bulls spent the year being the WORST backseat drivers:
11. Taunting us:
12. And, frankly, giving way too many kisses:
13. I mean, look at how terrified this child is!
14. RUN!!!!!!!!
15. How can we allow such vicious animals to be pets?
16. How can we allow such adorable high-fives?
17. Have we lost our minds!?!?
18. Who, besides literally everyone with a heart, wants to see pit bulls get married?
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19. Or wear sunglasses?
20. Look at this face — this is the face of DANGER:
21. AHHHHHH!!!!!
22. Just listen to this terrifying bark:
23. We cannot allow this to go on any longer:
24. We as a society have a duty — we must stop this MADNESS!!!
25. It's simply insane:
26. Why would you ever want a dog as terrifying as this?
