Around 90% of the world is right-handed, which means that 90% of people will NEVER understand...
1.
Walking around every single day MAIMED by your worst enemy...
Followed closely by its partner in terribleness, the THREE-RING BINDER.
2.
Dealing with can-openers that never even GAVE you a chance:
3.
And ice cream scoops that just seem to laugh in your face:
4.
Not to mention every set of nets you've ever taken looking like this:
6.
Your heart sinking immediately after walking into a room like this:
7.
Forever having to stake out the corner of a table to avoid bumping elbows with other people:
Or just basically bumping elbows all the time:
8.
Trying and failing to use the scissors SOCIETY has provided you with:
9.
And then fighting over the ONE pair of lefty scissors that apparently exists in the world:
10.
Forever being betrayed by pens on strings:
11.
And then having this conversation EVERY SINGLE TIME:
12.
You've basically become an expert at it now:
13.
Having to read tape measures upside-down:
15.
And, oh lord, never getting to enjoy the graphics on a mug:
16.
Smudging every single white board from here to the Mighty Missip:
17.
SOCIETY making you use your right hand for handshakes:
18.
And SOCIETY telling you it's "weird" to wear a watch on your right hand:
