1. Any person who is a Burger-King-cup-carrying bad ass:
3. Any person with an internet connection and several pictures of slides:
12. Any person who does something this destructive:
13. Or this destructive:
14. Any person who clearly has never seen the popular milk advertising campaign:
15. Any person who has a dog this defiant:
- Athletes probably won't break records at the Rio Olympics. Scientists say most top performers have reached the limits of human biology.
- Bernie Sanders' former press secretary says she experienced repeated incidents of blatant racism while on the campaign trail.
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.