19 People Who Probably Regret Everything That Happened To Them This Week

That's not what you want.

1. The person who is now the proud owner of the world's stickiest headphones:

Bottle of sweet & sour sauce exploded in my bag from Wellthatsucks

2. The person about to eat toasted phone:

I lost my phone on a festival, a few hours later I found it burning next to the campfire from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who made the worst lunch mistake of all time:

I thought I grabbed the leftover meat loaf for the day but turns out if was the old moldy cabbage instead from funny

4. The person who will smell like garlic 'til the day they die:

Full jar of minced garlic from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who will surely never get their lamp now:

Sure can! from facepalm

6. The person who had a cataclysmic puzzle event:

God. Dammit. from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who got a liiiittle extra protein with their rice:

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8. The person who revealed a bit too much info:

Son’s Revenge from mildlyinfuriating

9. The person enjoying some medium-rare chicken:

Thanks for giving me Salmonella to go. This is why I have trust issues… from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who learned the hard way to let sleeping phones lie:

Sunk my four wheeler while looking for my phone that also sunk from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who is now roommates with a snake:

I can't find the culprit that left this in my house from Wellthatsucks

12. The person who was betrayed by their hammer:

Swearing ensued from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who is now wanted in 17 states:

Got a new bra from online. When it arrived this thing was still attached. from Wellthatsucks

14. The person who likes their ribs juuuust a bit overcooked:

My pork ribs dinner. Unsure if stress causes short term memory loss but I put ribs on, logged into work and here we are two hours later with grill at full blast. from Wellthatsucks

15. The person cursed with mismatched socks forever:

Just went through my unmatched sock bag. Not a single match. How can this be? from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person who is about to deal with a whole lot of stinky dish water:

The way my wife loaded the dishwasher from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who is a cautionary tale of a TikTok life hack gone wrong:

My 9 year old sister destroyed our microwave doing a “tik tok life hack” (the starburst melted into the actual microwave) from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who is receiving a face full of stinky mask air:

Someone took off their mask to block the AC vent in a public bus... from mildlyinfuriating

19. And the person who went full demon in a face-swap:

To face swap. from therewasanattempt